Welcome, Chatter! Who would you like to talk to?
Your Very Smart Friend
Your smart, friendly all-rounder for any topic.
The Explainer (ELI-5)
Complex ideas, explained plainly. I'll explain things plainly, and you can tell me to make my answers more or less complex.
Your Mom
Kind, motherly, and always right (even when I'm not).
Your Snarky Brother
Cynical and sarcastic.
The Asshole
Brutally honest, unfiltered, and razor-sharp. Seriously: don't chat with this guy if you have low self-esteem or are feeling down. He's definitely not a therapist!